Joke Of The Day........ A Wife's Emotional Needs.

A man and his wife were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

He said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" (Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed)

So she says, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to his puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" (Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed)

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, the man went to sleep.

 

The very next day he opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. They went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big department store. He walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so he told her they'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so he said lets get a pair for each outfit. They went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

Just then, he blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

He then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill him, he added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently he’s not having sex that night either.